half past a monkey’s ass
Wednesday, August 20th, 2008
Now that my daughter has started preschool, I’m planning ahead for show-and-tell. One of the goals of show-and-tell, of course, is to bring in the coolest thing, the thing that makes all the other kids tug their parents’ shirts and loudly whisper, “Oooh, I want thaaat,” in that long-voweled way kids so sweetly do.
Yeah, they’re brine shrimp; and yeah, they’re gross; but I can guarantee you that when your child (hell, when your significant other) trots into her classroom with a Sea Monkey strapped to her wrist, you’re the parent of the coolest kid in the school.
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As you read this, Hurricane Fay bears down on my state’s shores. Our power is probably out, and a tree branch has punctured my windshield. (No one was in the car, thank goodness. Who goes out driving in a hurricane anyway?)
As my best friend explains
Like many of those who read design magazines, I covet the rooms that have managed to eliminate the presence of all cords. Yeah, I know: some production assistant is tasked with coiling or cutting them before the photo is taken, and then some photo assistant airbrushes out the remaining offenders. So I’m drawn to any kind of cord catcher, be it box, tube, or tie. This
This 
As far as Frugal Friday objects go, this one busts our normal budget, but considering the *potential* for money saved, this
I discovered these
As yesterday’s 

